The only good cure for a bad hangover is to start drinkin again buddy.
   - Joey Housenga

Dear Tim, I read about your dilema with that hangover you had. The best solution that I have ever found is just get back on that horse and don't let it know that you are afraid of it. Have a beer and tomato juice with some pepper in it. and start all over again. From one Tim too another.
   - Tim Mogden

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The breakfast of champions.

You must specify what it was that caused your hangover Tim. Other wise the "cure" will most likely be misdiagnosed. If it's beer, I have a sure fire "cure". Otherwise just drink a shot or two of what it was that got you drunk, and that should do it.
   - mrgmantheman

Drink a beer when you get up. (If you can stomach it.)
   - Clinton Vanhoose

Simple...don't get sober!
   - Elaine Burns

START DRINGKING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   - Mike Turner

Dude, a spicy Bloody Mary and a joint and a good puke works for me.
   - David Bowman

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You gonna finish that?

As I learned in Sturgis S.D. over the many years I've been going there the best cure for a hangover is to never get sober crawl out of your tent and crack open a beer or have a bloody mary or a screwdriver.
   - Joe Royall

If you never allow yourself to get sober then the hangover thing doesn't really bother you. Hey it works for me! I'm never sober, well almost never.
   - Sam Stuart

The only thing to "cure" a hangover is to never get sober in the first place....just keep chuggin away. Later.
   - Victor

Drink a Bloddy Mary, take two Excedrian and a shower.
   - Brandi

Bite the snake that bit you. If you don't have to be anywhere the next day, drink a couple beers. You will be back to the state you were in the night before. If you are going somewhere, try a double shot of vodka in your coffee. Here is something that you might want to try. I did this if I knew I had a class the next day. Drink about two 12 ounce glasses of water before you goto bed. After a hard night of drinking, this will flush out your system and you won't dehydrate as much. A tip from an old PRO.
   - Rob Queen

 
     
   

GATOR AID and LOTS of it....and of course if you are coherent enough to remember ---- Tylenol and lots of water Before bed.... Pepto before you start to drink helps as well....
   - Terry Angel

Get a medium bottle of Gatorade (any flavor). Drink about 1/3 of it. Dump in two (2) packages (4 tablets) of Alka-Seltzer Cold. Do this in a sink as the whole mess will foam. Badly. After the foam has gone away, drink it ALL. You don't have to drink it all in one breath, but try to do it all in a fairly short amount of time. That should be the end of the hangover.
   - Patrick Fitzgerald

I take B vitamins. Alcohol apparently kills Bs in your system. You might try asprin with the Bs as a chaser.
   - Larry Williams

TIM I'VE FOUND THAT A COUPLE 1000 MG. OF VITAMIN C AND 2 EXECEDRIN ( ASPIRIN ) A COUPLE HOURS BEFORE PASSOUT DUE WONDERS HAPPY HANGOVER
   - ROD DICKASON

It's all about the Gatorade man... drink up!
   - Steve Manning

In Japan, they use a B Complex drink to cure hangovers that tastes like cherries. Having just spent a few weeks there, I can attest that it seems to work (after draining the beer machine a number of times)...
   - Brandon Arnold

Buy a Biggie icetea from Wendys, with lemon and sugar. The caffeine and lemon really do the trick. Has worked everytime.
   - Norma Mays

 
     
   

Sorry about your hang over. Here is what I know. Don't mix liquor, not jagermiester, after shock or schnapps, real liquor, bourbon, vodka, etc, with sugar. No rum and coke. No foo foo drinks. The sugar makes the hang overs much worse. You are much better off with shots of whiskey chased by a beer or water. If shrooms are involved don't drink at all. You capacity for alcohol becomes bottomless and all you get is the hang over.
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Lunch time already?
Always drink as much water as you can before going to bed and a couple of aspirin couldn't hurt. As far as a cure once you have acquired a hang over, I think hash browns are my favorite cure. Or for that matter anything deep fried. Water is key for any hang over and oxygen rich air. Get some fries and go hang out at the conservatory for a while.
   - Bryan Knox

The best way to avoid a hangover is to pop some tylenol, aspirin or whatever with a big glass of H2O before u pass out!! If u forget, hair of the dog that bit you usually works!!!
   - Nicole "Wumpire Princess" Lacroix

This isn't as much as a helper as it is a preventer. After you come home from a night of swilling a few too many icy cool beverages drink 2 or maybe 3 glasses of water before you passout. Take it from a former Marine who had to get up a to a nice little run only
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A potent cure-all.
a few short hours after coming home completely liquored, it works wonders.
   - Brian "Haven't had a bad hangover in years" Fox

EAT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE STUFF YOURSELF PRIOR GOING TO BED
   - Regards, Joe Krupp

 
     
   

(This one is my personal favorite...)

The only thing I have found that makes a hangover tolerable is oral sex with my wife. It gets the blood roaring through your system and oxygenates your brain in the process.
   - Chris Pickel

I don't know if you like "Menudo" (I don't), but I have heard that this is a good hangover cure. Another thing my brother does is fill a glass about 2/3's full with V-8 and then adds a little beer... mix it up and bottoms up.
   - Jesse S. Rendon

Cinnamon rolls and white milk ; dunk rolls.
   - Lyn Pit

Time to barf!

Having suffered countless hangovers and trying every cure known to man, I've found the only truly effective remedy is... The passage of time.
   - DK Davis

This sounds awful, but Midol is the best thing for hangovers. Midol is for women's monthly cramps, in case you don't know. I'm not kidding. Take one and your hangover is only a memory.
   - Wayne and Joanne Hicks

I DON'T KNOW IF U GUYS GET COCONUTS OUT THERE BUT THE BEST SOLUTION I KNOW FOR HANGOVERS IS TO DRINK COCONUT WATER WHEN U GET UP,THAT'S WHAT WORK FOR ME.
   - weena ettienne

Tim,
Although I believe that acting foolish should have some consequences like hangovers, here's a bit of advice. Hydrate your brain before drinking. If your body is lacking fluid, as soon as you drink anything, it'll suck it right up like a sponge. Drinking plenty of water before a planned night of drinking will give you an edge. This next suggestion is probably not one that you're going to like, but here it goes anyway. Alternate a non-alcohol drink with every alcohol drink. You'll cut your alcohol level in 1/2 and your kidneys, liver, brain, and a couple other somewhat useful organs will thank you. This last suggestion will probably insure that I never make your Christmas card list. Although alcohol is an option to combat the stress of focusing so much time on studying, there are other options that will improve your Karma and outlook on life. Try night skiing if you have access to a mountain this next season (without alcohol!), or take a friend and go do something charitable for 1 Friday night. Your nights of drunken stupor will all blend into one vague memory someday, but you'd never forget giving up a Friday night to go make an 80 year old lady laugh at an old folks home.
Take care,
   - Roland G. Geiger

Yeah heres a cure, have a wild wooly unbridled time and...Know your limit! Makes it easier to remember, it's more fun and better sex in the morning with out a hangover. PS: Its experience talking ...to many late nights thinking slammin to many drinks was fun only to end up alone at home face first in the porcelain throne. next time switch to water half way through and keep dancin' brother.
   - John Henry

Do as many of these as you can stand as soon as you can stand them. Lots of water, Vit B Complex, Acetaminophen, Raw egg blended in
Anybody seen my liver down there?
tomato juice, Burnt toast. Hair of the dog: a small swallow of the worst alcoholic culprit from the night previous, Good meal as soon as you can keep it down, Exercise, sweat it out, Preoccupy your mind Sleep it off if you can stay asleep... Other headache cures: massaging the temples, pinching the eyebrows at the outer, center and inner points- pulls the physical stress off the head and neck. Visine. Call your new best friend "RRRAAALLLPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" from out of his porcelain cave if need be. A good antacid liquid that starts with "M". Hand stands - blood to the head is good, more barfing is good too, can't ya just taste it? Great sex to put you back to sleep
   - David Gree (Ashtabula, OH.)

 
     
   

The best cure for hang-overs I know of is, " DON'T DRINK". Oh! sorry for yelling, I forgot for a second, your head must still be reverberating. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a tea totaller, I just learned my limit a long time ago. The pleasure of one night on the town was not worth a day or two of suffering. Hope you're feeling better soon, just remenber to go easy on the arm bending in the future.
   - EDITH LORENZEN

Not seen at parties since 1773.

WELL IF YOU GET HANGOVERS FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH... STOP DRINKING TOO MUCH. THAT'S A CURE IN IT SELF. IF ONE GETS HIS HAND BURNT ON A STOVE HE IS UNLIKELY TO PLACE HIS HAND TOO CLOSE TO THE STOVE AGAIN. IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT YOU HAVE A HANG OVER AND IT CAN BE PREVENTED
   - WALT WINCHESTER FROM MAINE GOOD LUCK !

Keep away from the booze.
   - Fran Schaffer

Arise early and run (or jog) 5 miles. Take a hot shower and have a good breksfast and wallaaaaaaaaaaa no hang over. For a lighter version of the above cure...........give up drinking ...........wow! Wasn't that a brillant idea?
   - William Bolt

Here's a thought........Don't drink so much....LOL
   - fozzielee

Mate, the best cure that I found during my drinking days was and still is "leave the grog alone and it will leave you alone".
   - Bill Lewis, the nut from OZ

 
     

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